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The Satire Clip of Will Ferrell
And now a special address from the president of the United States on global warming. Hello, America. It's me, you're present. You're commander in chief of the world. And I'm here at my marantz here in Crawford, Texas, just taking a little R and R, you know, relaxing, growing out my soul patch. Putting a little frisbee golf with condi rice and Dick Cheney. Having a good time, but still keeping my eye on the ball. And there's an issue that is come to my attention. The issue of the so called global warmings that are happening on our planet. For centuries, the rays of the sun have warmed the surface of our earth's crust. And apparently those rays are intensifying. In such a way that it's increasing lava flows. And cut.
A lot of you don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Global warming is an issue that my administration is. It was very concerned about deeply. Deeply in a deep kind of concerned way. I don't. I start my day and I think about the warming of the globe. And how we can get it warmer. Rest assured that the issue of global warming is something that my administration takes very seriously. The. Not right now, Connie. Before later. I'm sure by now you've all heard what liberal scientists are trying to say. It seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad. By using such things as facts. Scientific data. What is the president? You can't say they're using facts. Right.
This is facts are real. They're going to have to speed it. How do you know that? What kind of book is this? What do you tell me was a pop up book? Those things scare the crap out of me. I don't think that's the kind of science that we're looking for. We're talking about global what kind of science book would you suggest? There's a lot of books. One filled with facts, maybe? Yes, yeah. I bet you'd like that. When you think back to biblical times, when Adam and Eve talked to that snake, 6000 years ago. When the world was created, it was hot back then, too. Why do you think Adam and Eve were naked? You see what I'm saying? I mean, I'm not making this stuff up. You know, you didn't hear Adam and
Eve run around talking about emission standards or hybrid cars. In fact, avenue drove an excursion. Cut? Let's talk about something that really matters. By keeping steroids out of T ball. I think the pooler ASCAP suck. Who cares about having a place where a bunch of penguins can have an orgy? Hot? Global warming, don't worry about it, or we gotta beat on this thing. We're gonna. You know, we just need to get nature to cooperate with us. We don't need to listen to nature. Nature needs to listen to us. Mister president, you asked me to tell you when the rangers games on. It's on right now. What do you think is it? Better not be faster. We now return these are your regularly scheduled program