Peeing in the Pool
Social Sciences
The tragedy of the Commons: Peeing in the Pool
Dude, this is awesome. You guys want to see how long I can hold a press underwater? Hey fail there's a fairly hang on. I gotta go to the bathroom. Okay, go ahead. Okay, thanks. I can seriously hold my press longer than anybody. Somebody tie me, all right? Okay, all right, check it out. But it's butters, what the? Are you peeing in the pool? You should go ahead. But call it a check out the fireballs. No toothpaste P is in there. Oh, come on, look at all this water. It doesn't matter if one person pees in it. Yeah, come on, call him, not the only person who's peed in the pool. Lots of paper room. No, they don't. Yeah, they do, Kyle. To be perfectly Frank, I peed in the pool about two to 25 seconds ago. Dude. Come on, show us how long you can hold your breath. No. After this, you guys want to hit the hurricane slides? You bet. I'm not getting back in the water. Oh, come on, Kyle. Dude, I just found out that everybody pees and pools. Why would I go back? Not everybody pees in pools. Do you pee in the pool? Not today, yet. Aw, come on. Eugene, that is disgusting. Did you just pee in the pool? Oh, come on. Look how big this pool is.
One person peeing in it is gonna hurt anything. Ew. Oh my God. Ah, gentlemen, I am with the beep beep. How can I help you? Pee pee, we have some dire news concerning your water park. I've just finished some tests. The water in your park is now 98% pee. Yeah, is it so what's in the problem? You know that acceptable P levels in any water park is 83%. You have to shut down. What? I can't to close down. Now it's my biggest weekend. Everyone is having a divine. You're endangering people's lives. If those P levels hit a 100%, there's no telling what will happen. And what proof do you have that the P levels will go up? One in three people admit they pee in pools. Add another for people who do, but don't admit it, that's two and three. You've got just over 500 people out there. That's 332 people about to pee in your water. Jans and the please. One more person urinates in your pool it could set off a chain reaction. Then the P will be on your hands. Oh boy, the waves are starting up again. This is sweet, hunk any. What's that? It's the not bad for the pig. Well. Oh my God, they killed Kenny.