"I choose C"

Hello. Welcome to energy conservation and corporated. Thank you. I really hope to get a job here. Well, let's get started with your interview. What do you think are your greatest strengths? My greatest strengths. Yes, your greatest strengths. What are my answer choices? What do you mean? My answer choices. You know, ABC or D. There are not any answer choices. Oh, I understand. In that case, I choose C, you choose C? Yes. I choose C. my 5th grade teacher told me to always choose C when I did not know the answer. Oh, it sounds like your 5th grade teacher really prepared you for your future. Moving on. This job will require you to write proposals about energy conservation. Are you a strong writer? Yes. My teacher's always told me that I write very good stories. I also like to write poetry. Well, we will not need you to write poetry or stories. We will need you to write proposals regarding energy conservation. Proposals. Is that like writing a persuasive essay? Sure. In that case, yes. I am very good at writing proposals. Every year in school, my teachers made me write a proposal regarding school uniform policies. I also wrote some proposals about banning cell phones in school. Would you like to read them? No, I would not like to read them. If you get a job here, you will need to write proposals about energy conservation. Your proposals will need to include basic mathematical equations as well as scientific research. Wait. What is wrong? I am confused. That is not very surprising. You said I would have to include mathematical equations in scientific research in my writing. Yes, that is what I said. But that doesn't make sense. What doesn't make sense? Science and writing. They are separate subjects. I don't know if I can incorporate math and science into my writing. They're all very different. Well, if you work here, that is what you are left to do. This job seems very difficult. I do not think my public education prepared me to work here. Well, I have to agree with you. I have one more question for you, though. Why did you think you were ever qualified to work here in the first place? Why are you looking around? You asked me a question, and I do not know the answer. So, I am looking for someone to think pear share with. There is no one for you to think pear shared with. Oh. In that case, I just see. I think I've heard enough. Thank you for coming in.