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Your L. All right, that's a 5th floor problem. That's in my house. No, no, no. Not today. Jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to Geico? Happy in the campaign, but tempo blocking a shot. Get happy. 15 minutes could save you 15%. You know your blood type. A, or B positive. Have you eaten today? I had some Lebanese food for lunch. I love the Lebanese. I. I'm not sure the formalities. Let's get started, shall we? Jimmy, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars, switching to Geico? Happier than Dracula volunteering at a blood drive. We have cookies. Get happy, get Geico. 15 minutes could take you 50%. Sir. I'll get it together. I promise. Ronnie, don't have your folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to Geico. I'd say happier than the Pillsbury doughboy on his way to a baking convention. Get happy, get Geico. 15 minutes could say you 50% what day it is. Guess what day it is. Huh? Anybody? Julie. Hey, guess what day it is. Oh, come on, I know you can hear me. Mike Mike, Mike Mike. What day is it, Mike? Leslie. Guess what today is? It's hump day. Ronnie, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to Geico? I'd say happier than a camel on Wednesday. Hump day. Get happy, get Geico. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more. Made me put on my jacket. And then she made me do the dishes. You put a little mommy made you do the pizza dish? Hey, you want us more? More what? No. No, no, you want a s'more. I have anything yet. So how can I have some more of nothing? Shut up. You're killing me smalls. All right. These are some more stuff. Okay, pay attention. First, you take the gram. You stick the chocolate on. Wow. I can see the Statue of Liberty already. Very small of course. From the king of the world. Deadly in fact, that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. These two arms are and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness look at that fluffy unicorn. He's so at the end of the day. You got to do to win it is knock down that little spaceship there. Aw. She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes. Let me explain something to you. You see how it's not over? Okay. My torment. Knocked on over. You don't love me. You ain't gonna believe this place. Words. I'm telling you, come on, you gonna bug. Hey, this is a rock and roll music. You guys don't belong in here. I'm the king of rock. You call me ziya to throw my kingdom. You must choose fire. I won't stop rockell I retire. These world is this. The world is yours. The world is yours. Mind you this world is going. To smile and smile as well as this the world is yours. The world is yours. I sit the DOM piece watching Gandhi. Greatest of all time. So Eric B we are microphone fiend. It's the return of the peace guard up it ain't nobody fresher I'm in mason Martin Marcello red top 5 MC's you ain't gotta remind me. Top 5 MC's you gotta rewind me. I'm high up on the line. You could get behind me, but my head's so fear you can't sit behind me. Life of a dawn lights keep going coming in the club with paid for a verse, no album out. Yeah, my money's so tall at my Barbie's gotta claim it. How that that number least and claim it finally 20 my Tyrone. Keep moving if I die to see it be a holiday uh I'm not a star. You can call me Billy Gates got a crib in every state. Me and on the moon got a kinda wider space. If you picking I'm a quit before I die dream home in a treat me like a legend in my real it is cold. I'm really too young to be feeling this old. It's about time you admit it who you kidding and nobody's ever done it like I did it. I know way too many people. I am God even though I'm a man of God. My whole life in the hand of God so y'all better quit playing with God soon as they live it and it be capable to keeping up with the same case that the boy can begin in the feel like a rap God rap God. All my people from the country the way I'm racing around the track homing NASCAR NASCAR. Things out and some just don't know how to change there's no way to lose. In my life that's me one break my heart say you love me again I do this hurt to come when you walked off the door and walked up. All alone on a Sunday morning outside I see the rainiest fall apart. Inside I'm slowly dying, but The Rain will hide my crying. To something to fall and you know for you I keep myself trying for you I bleed myself trying don't understand catch a grenade for you so my head on a plate for you I jump in front of a tree for you you know I do anything oh yeah oh oh I would go through all this pain take a bullet straight through my brain yes I would die for you baby but you won't do the same. Don't try to explain your mind I know what's happening here. One is love and suddenly it's like a bath to feel one more turns into a why is it the smallest thing that tear us down my world's nothing when you don't I'm out here without a shield can't go back now both hands have a high my back nothing oh no these times when we climb so fast to fall again why we gotta fall for it now I never meant to stop you know I never wanna hurt you don't even know if I fall why does love always feel like about me about a feeling no matter feel what it's all gonna feel like about me. Your L want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world like I'm the only one that you'll ever love like I'm the only one who knows your heart only girl is the world like I'm the only one that called you my own yeah yeah since you've been gone and all you'd ever hear me say is how I picture me with you that's all you ever hear me say but since you've been gone I can't breathe all the time I'm sorry that I. See you now I can't tonight. We are. Gonna set the world on Friday we can run better so now. Tonight we know that you just come to another no matter. I'm just going to. Talk about it I have no reason to run so I see it all I see it now I got the eye of the darling of the fight dancing through the fire 'cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roll out I was in the line 'cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roll. Your eyes. I got the eye of the Tiger dancing through the fire I am the champion and you're gonna hear me roll out I'm within the line I am the champion and you're gonna hear me wrong I don't really. Hear me wrong