Giraffe Problems, by Jory John
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Reading the book called "Giraffe Problems" by Jory John
Hello, I'm mister Katrina here to review a show me nominee giraffe problems by jory John. I feel bad about my neck. I do. I can't help it. It's too long, too bindi too narrow too dopey to pattern. Two stretch too high, too lofty, two necky. Yes, my neck is two nephews. Everybody scares at it. This guy, him, that guy. Them her. Whatever that is, her again. Yeah, I feel bad about my neck. I've tried to risk it up. I've added a scarf to scarves, a bunch of scarves, some out in the scars have tried bow ties and regular ties in both. I've tried hiding it away. Have you shrubs? I've hung out in ditches. I've stood behind trees. I've spent time in the river.
Other animals have necks that just work. Take a Gander at the zebra's neck, stripes always look good. So classic. What's tearing at me? Or upon this elephant's neck strong and powerful yet graceful? Stop talking about me. Or glimpses lion whose neck is adored with a glorious mane of flowing locks. What a sight. How inspiring? Why can't I have a neck like that? Are you always a slaughtered? My mom always said I should be proud of my neck. She said other animals would love to have a neck like this. Yeah, right, no offense, mom. Nobody wants this neck. And so neck only a mother could love. It makes me want to hide until the sun sets. Good evening. I been admiring your neck from afar. Oh, how I wish my neck looked like yours. I'd give so much done in a day. Goodness, I can only imagine all the reaching and grabbing and looking around I do. I'd accomplish many of my goals for sure.
Meanwhile, I'm settled with this little excuse for a neck. Air, watch me try to stretch it out. See, that's about as far as it goes. That's not it. I'm basically necklace. Right. You feel bad about your neck too? Yep. Huh. I'm sorry, by the way, I'm Edward. It's lovely to meet you, Cyrus. Can I tell you something else, Edward? Of course, Congress. There's a helm of the distance which you can surely see from your great bandage. I stood on that very hill for 7 straight days. Now scary skyward watching us a single piece of fruit alone banana slowly changed from green to yellow ripening. Ivan there one day nights and unseasonably this morning is very little sleep as I waited and waited.
Hope you can scope that the fruit would drop before me so I could sample of sweetness and nourish myself in the process yet day after day I felt like such a fool as I stretched my neck toward those greedy branches only to be limited by my own physical shortcomings. You want a banana from a tree? That's what I said. Yes. There you go. Oh, you did it. You made it look so easy. Delectable. So that's what I've been able to taste like, huh? It's worth the wait. Edward facing your neck is impressive. It allows you to do amazing things. You just solve my weeklong banana dilemma in ten seconds. Well, thank you, Cyrus. I think you have a small neck too. It's elegant and dignified in the workflow. That means a great deal to me, Edward. Say, do you like bowties Cyrus? I'm not even sure Edward, I have very little experience with them.
You look wonderful Cyrus. As few Edward, I feel good about our next Edward. Thank you, Cyrus. Once so do I yes for once, so do I. That's one of the books for the show me a word. If you look at the school district, I will give you information on how you can vote for them. Everybody stay safe and please mask up.