Fractured Fairy Tale of Snow White

In a little while, the queen was approaching the quaint old house of the Seven Dwarfs. It wasn't very difficult to find, inside the house, a plan was taking shape. That's it, boys, look sharp. This could be a goldmine of veritable. Well, well, well, welcome to the 7 dwarves health club. Looks like you gotta just in time. Build it up, take it off, make it firm. That's what I always say. It's saying here for the lifetime membership. Will you do that? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Where's Snow White? I've got a little something for her. Soon as she eats it, I'll be the fairest in the land. 

Dear lady, did you know that you could be the fairest in the land forever forever? The 7th dwarves health club, of course. Seven Dwarfs. I see only 6. You sure I could stay the fairest. Come on now. Would I kill the queen? The vain queen was so desperate to stay the fairest that she signed the contract and gave her crown as payment. Then one-day several weeks later. Mirror mirror put me straight. Snow White on me. Now whose first rate? Good kid you are and rather sweet, but Snow White's the one, she's got you beat. 

So, once again, the queen got a poisoned apple and went to the Seven Dwarfs' house to find Snow White, but this time the dwarves had a brand new enterprise. Welcome. Welcome to the 7th dwarves dance studio walk in, samba out. Never mind that. You Snow White here. And one, two, three, and one, two, three. Cut that out. Where's Snow White? Never heard of it. Put a little fine in your life, try dancing. Who's this big guy? I thought you were all dwarfs. Please, lady. Shh. Quiet. 

He's got glam trouble. It's nothing to laugh at. Now, this is for a lifetime membership to the dance club. Sure enough, this time the queen traded all her jewels to the dwarfs, and some weeks later. Mirror mirror one, two, three, is there one is fair is me. Fair at Walt, not dancing prey, Snow White now leads in every way the queen was clearly slipping fast. Oh, right. Where is Snow White? Where'd you look at that 5 Stuart? That hair. Am I dead? I was close. No good. If you want to be the fairest in the land, you'll need a lifetime membership. The 7th dwarves charm school theorist in the mandate how much. 

At this time, the queen gave the deed to her castle to the dwarfs, so when she returned home, it was to an empty lot. I know, I know. Snow White at the dwarves' place in that order. Listen wise acre, Snow White isn't at the dwarf's place where you keep sanding me. With dwarf, she dwells and all right I'll show you. See, no Snow White here. Just dwarfs. Oh, we look at that poor woman. A B one deficiency. Now, how could you ever hope to be the fairest with a proper diet? Improper diet. No, not meats. No, yogurt. Now, wait, germ. But I have nothing left to pay for anything. You need the Seven Dwarfs' health food plan. Did you what? Just this mirror. That's all I have left. That's all. Okay, we'll take it here. And your health food plan starts with eating this poise. These apples. 

Shoulder, wicked queen, wound up with nothing but her own poison apples. But suddenly the pardon me, do you have a pay mirror I can use? You're right over there. Is it local? Mirror mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all? Snow White is the fairest wilden but getting there is half the fun. Goody, goody, goody. That's me. I'm Snow White. No. There really is a Snow White. Get ready boys. Another pigeon. And if you understand the fairest, you need a lifetime membership in the 7th dwarves health club. Seven Dwarfs, I see only 6. Isn't there a 7th one? Well, certainly there is. Meet max. He has the most important job in our whole operation. Yeah. And boy, it's stuffy in here.