Mrs. Humphries Class sings Chemistry Christma

Dashing through the lab
With a ten page lab report
Taking all those test
And laughing at them all

Bells for fire drills ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
And sing this song tonight

Oh lab reports lab reports
Reacting all the way
Oh what fun it is dessert
For a chemistry test today
Hey! Chemistry test chemistry test
Isn't it a blast
Oh what fun it is to take a chemistry test and pass

Cobalt and argon and carbon and flourine
Silver and boron and neon and chlorine
But do you recall, the most famous element of all?

Iron the red atom molecule, had a very shiny orbital,
And if you ever saw him, you?d enjoy his magnetic glow.
All of the other molecules, used to laugh and call him Ferrum.
They never let poor Iron, join in any reaction games.

Then one inert Christmas eve, Santa came to say,
Iron with your orbital so bright,
Won?t you catalyze my reaction tonight?
Then how the atoms reacted, and combined in 2s and 3s.
Iron the red atom molecule, you?ll go down in chemistry!