Horrible Histories Castle Defences
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Nasty nights. Brothers. If we mean to capture this heavenly fortified castle, it's vitally important we stick rigidly to my plan. On my mark, we will rush up the steep hill here, avoiding the flurry of arrows that will be raining down on us from the battlements up here. Those of us who survive will cross the drawbridge if it hasn't already been hauled up while trying to avoid the boiling oil that will be pulled down on us from the gatehouse. We will then pass under the razor sharp port carlis, which may or may not be dropped upon us, resulting in some light head loss. Then we will take on the 50 or so armed guards within the castle grounds. Should we defeat them then? And only then.
The castle will be ours. Barring any unforeseen difficulties. Any questions? Yes, Davis. That is completely insane. That's not really a question. I'm sorry, but you're not seriously suggesting that as a plan, what with DROs and the boiling oil and the razor sharp the end of the boiling oil. And the guards and the gold, yes, thanks, Jeff. It's suicide. How did you two become knights in the first place out of interest if you don't know? Anyway, that's not the only plan. There is a plan B brothers. What caught on this area then? We sneak around the back of the castle and enter the building at this point here where I have discovered a shaft that leads directly from the edge of the moat to his lordship's living quarters. We shimmy up the shaft. Capture his lordship and then. And only then. Cuss. Well, then he sounds perfect. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you sure there's no boiling oil poured down the shaft? No. What about the razor sharp thingies? That's a negative.
Archers, any arches? No. No, no, no, no. Plan B it is then. Are you sure it's completely unguarded? Listen, I sense sir royston on a mission to check the roots. This shaft is completely unguarded, am I right, Royce there? Yeah, it's completely unguarded. All the way from the bottom of the shaft. Right up to the castle toilet. I don't know what you guys are planning to do. I'll probably do plan a. I think I'm going to stick with planet as well. That name is my plan. So I'm A-okay with Bernie. Thanks anyway, Royce then. Took one for the team.